Submarine news

Because I know everyone is interested in submarine stuff I am posting this link to a site that reports news for Pacific Fleet submarines.

For those of you who have never been on a submarine, (hereafter referred to as "non-quals") go to this page and watch or download some of the media files. If any of you non-quals want to experience what it's like to be on a submarine; lock yourself in the house, board up all the windows so you can't see outside, and don't leave for 3-6 months. You will need to store lots of food in your house, the best way to do this is to buy canned food and just put it on the floors so that you have to walk on it to get around. You will eventually eat your way down to the floor so that you won't hit your head on the overhead anymore. Also, you will need to eat lots of browning lettuce and other produce that is past it's shelf life. Periodically you will need to pretend like your house is on fire, or that there is some other type of dire emergency. This is best done when everyone is asleep. Watch no television but do watch the same 10 movies over and over again. When you shower turn the water on for 10-15 seconds then soap up, then rinse off for another 15 or so seconds. Start keeping a log of the temperature in each of the rooms of your house, this will need to be done every hour on the hour 24 hours per day. These records must be kept forever but will only be looked at once per year with the purpose of ensuring that the records are being kept.

That will be good for a start, once you've completed this routine I'll sign off your qual card.

Pyro