SOCAL FIRES!!

Hot dry Santa Anna winds are fanning the flames in Southern California. I'm glad I don't work down there. What a madhouse.

Some things I've learned in my short 13 years as a firefighter:

1. When you are driving code (red lights and sirens) don't expect people to yield the right of way.
2. Corollary to #1; When driving code, expect other drivers to do the most ridiculous and unexpected things with their cars. (I actually had a lady come to a complete stop in the middle of the road and put both hands over her ears while closing her eyes.)
3. Whenever you go to an apartment complex for a medical emergency, someone will come up to you and announce that they are the manager. Then they will ask you what’s going on. After you tell them it’s none of their business (by politely informing them that it’s a private medical matter) they will again remind you that they are the manager. Then you tell them “o.k. are you their doctor? Because they don’t need their landlord right now.”
4. Those curbs with the red paint that appear to say “NO PARKING, FIRE LANE” actually say, “Park Here IF You Are More Important Than Other People”.
5. In an emergency situation the general public makes SSD’s, SNAP STUPID DECISIONS. In other words, put them in a situation where immediately making a good decision is necessary due to an imminent threat to life or property and they will make a bad decision.
6. People don’t like to leave their homes, their pets, or their “stuff” behind.