Sheryl Crow, Can You Spare a Square?

This is gonna be short and sweet. It has been reported over the last week that Sheryl is encouraging everyone to cut back on their toilet paper usage. I suspect this is to save on the environmental impact of manufacturing and disposing of toilet paper/bathroom tissue. Sheryl said this, "I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required."

Now, I commend her on the motive behind her proposal. Without getting in to what my late Grandmother termed "barn talk" I say this to Sheryl. I'm a man, you are not. I have hair on my... chest, you do not. Don't tell me what I should do until you've... walked a mile in my shoes.

It's stupid statements like Sheryl's that cause clear thinking people to discount everything they hear coming from celebrities.

Pyro

Global Warming

So what gives with this Global Warming stuff. I keep waiting to turn my furnace off for the year and then this stuff keeps happening.

I'll tell you what I think is an inconvenient truth. That this has been one of the coldest and snowiest winters in many many years.

Not that I doubt the scientists and and politicians, I just don't trust them.

Pyro